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The "Cavemen" of Business

By Captain Garbarrassing | August 11, 2008

Hello everyone and welcome to the year 2008!!!! If you haven't noticed, almost anything you can possibly want can be bought or sold on a computer with just a few clicks. Obtaining information, communicating, and business services have become incredibly efficient thanks to the internet. When it comes to buying and selling, the internet plays a vital role in the world of business. Unfortunately, this is not true for all companies.

I am actually referring to door to door (D2D) sales companies. The fact that these companies still exist in America is quite embarrassing. Door to door sales companies are the scum of business. In a world of mail delivery, telephones, and internet, these companies choose to sell their products by driving around wasting time, money, and gas, trying to sell mediocre products.

Usually, these companies are run by the worst kind of salesmen. These are the people who will say or do anything to get you to buy a product, even if they know it's terrible and you have to give up your life savings to buy it. They will show up at your doorstep uninvited, offer you garbage, and if you're not pissed off already, you certainly will be by the time they leave.

Unfortunately, it gets worse. The job of a D2D salesman is so terrible, that only desperate gullible (usually heartless) people would ever become one. Because of this fact, if you are breathing and have an online resume containing the words sale, marketing, or advertising, you will undoubtedly be contacted for an interview by these pathetic companies. Here is a little advice: BE CAREFUL before accepting an interview with them because you may end up spending your whole day tagging along with one of their employees on a door-to-door sales excursion!! If you don't believe me, click here to read more about this on rip-off-report's website.

Basically, D2D companies are the polio of business. I say polio because these companies will soon be extinct. They use outdated methods to sell terrible products while wasting natural resources and taking advantage of honest, unintelligent people at the same time. Meanwhile, they lie to job applicants and create shitty websites to make it look like they are running legitimate companies (Click here to see a lovely example, and be sure to look at their amazing list of clients too.) D2d companies piss everyone off, and are detrimental to all aspects of all parties involved in their line of work. They truly are garbarrassing.

Until next time.

-Captain G

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Comments (3)

It is perfect that we can take the loans and that opens up new chances.
#3 - VERABeach28 - 12/19/2011 - 04:30
I loved the list of clients!.. haha
#2 - generic - 08/25/2008 - 02:54
Back in 2001 I was out of work and looking for a job. I saw an ad in a local newspaper looking for people who were into and liked sports. Well, I'm a sports junkie and figured this kind of work was up my alley. Anyway, I intereviewed and it turned out the job was selling office supplies door to door to businesses. Anyway, I was disappointed but I dressed in my Sunday best and worked with a very pretty saleswoman the day after the interview. It was a waste of time, I didn't have the qualifications for the job: I was a super pushy guy with a type A personality.
#1 - SPIKEWEB - 08/11/2008 - 15:27
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